This is an exhaustive list , meaning we will continue adding things that will require us to kick your face.

Note that when you fit one of those requirements  we will kick your face and don’t think we won’t kick it hard.

We will kick your face and we will kick it hard when :

-          You sing ‘’ I can see were almost there , your anus is so pretty it feels like home.  Venga   boys L & Perez Hilton J - rocket to Uranus ).

-          You wear Uggs in summer and slippers in winter.

-          Your name is Trey songs.

-          You don’t like chicken.

-          You think you can pull of the Robert Pattison hairdo.

-          You and your friends look like Soulja boy , Omarion , Lloyd and Chris Brown together .

-          Never been chilling at the Holiday Inn.

-          We  see you eating an apple.

-          You wear ugly shoes.

-          You’re a cowboy.

-          You are walking around looking like Kim the Tush smelling like feet.

-          You say your name in every song , don’t care if its Weezy F baby , Jasoooon Derulooo ,  Snoopy D O double G  or Soulja boy tellem , we won’t kick lady Gaga’s face  because we want to give birth to her children.         

-          Yell , scream or shout in our left ear.

-         Wear sunglasses in the club.

-        You think we won't kick your face when we catch you doing something listed above.

  *If one  or  more of the examples listed above apply to you , we recommend you to stay at least 5 meters away from us for safety purposes.

Hugs , kix, kix.

T - Jones & Da Ray-Ray