Hi there! Welcome to the very first post of Kick Your Face! Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We are two very regular girls, ok that's a lie. We are so sorry for lying. We won't do it again. Ok that's another lie. Anyway moving on.. We certainly are two girls, who are kind of together 24/7 and we rant about stuff 24/7. We also have the best theories in the world. So we thought to ourselves why not share them with the rest of the world?!

So one of us is called Daria a.k.a. Da Ray-Ray. She is black, which is her answer to everything. Actually she has Chinese blood. That makes her blackanese! She know kung fu and stuff.

The other one is called Duaa a.k.a. T-Jones (don't ask). She is Arab, which means that she's hungry all the time and yes eats Hummus with every meal.

We both study International and European Blabla. And we love it.

So one of the great theories T-Jones had was the Vampire Theory. We all know vampires exist. And they kill people for their blood right? But if all vampires would go to the women that were having their monthly issues we see a possible problem solver don't we? Brilliant.

Now we come to another aspect that we will be covering amongst 480 other things. The actual face kicking aspect. When do we have a strong urge to kick you in the face? We will give you a couple of examples.

We will kick your face with stiletto heels on when you walk around the beach with shorts, sunglasses, a top and Uggs. It’s summer! Uggs are snowboots! There is no snow during the summer most of the time.  With that outfit you need to be wearing flip flops or cute sandals. Or even go barefoot we don’t care! Just no Uggs! If we spot you pulling this we promise your face will be kicked! And we won't be wearing Uggs while doing it.

Remember just because Britney is doing it doesn’t mean it’s fashion!!

Another face kick worthy example is the Rick Ross. The Rick Ross is when a man has titties! And we don't mean a humble A Cup. But when we can actually see a face in it! A face with actual emotion. The two nipples are the eyes and the belly button is the mouth. It looks like a surprised face!  Look at it says: Oh my gosh the head on this body looks scary, doesn't it?

This was a little taste of what’s coming your way.

Kix-O-Kix-O

T-Jones & Da Ray-Ray.