So, me and T-Jones have a friend , its not a close friend or anything but still we have known her for ages. Now we  are actually sick and tired of her taking control over our lives and pretty much want to end this (forced) ‘’friendship’’.                                                                                                                                         See people , We don’t get the warm cozy feeling when she’s  around , in fact we feel cold and tired all the time.                                                                                                                                                             There is no going out for drinks anymore , we don’t even feel like partying  and gosh darn it we barely  even go shopping anymore.                                                                                                                                    I mean that’s a hint that we don’t want you to be around anymore, every time you are around we just  get mad and fight . It’s not cool being friends when all we do is hate , I can speak for the both of us when I say we’ve  tried we tried hard but it’s just not working and it never will.                                                   We are at the point in our lives where we want just happiness and joy around us, so no more fakeness and hate.                                                                                                                                                                  There are lots of examples why it is NOT going to work a true friend would let us live , dress and do however and whatever we want. But her, it’s like we are her dolls and she wants to do whatever SHE wants to us BUT HELLLL NOOO HONEYCHILD uhuh.  

Come one people , you tell us is it normal for a friend to boss you around in every way possible it even comes down to our  shoes and clothes.  It’s always like why are you wearing that you should cover up , those shoes are not ladylike are you guys trying to look like strippers? Flats and boots look way better on you.  Blablaa we are sick of that crap and this must come to an end. 

So if you’re reading this ,we tried to be nice to you and accept you but you still won’t listen so maybe we should break up in a not so nice way. 

We , T-Jones & Da Ray-Ray break up with you DAMN WINTER, stay away from us, You are NOT nice in fact you suck big time so leave us the hell alone would you.[Zacht einde]come on how many times do we have to say we don’t like you , you suck  and all we want to do is kick you in your stupid face. We want to feel young and free again wearing our high heels and being naked all the time.  

Thank you   & GOOD DAY!.

Here we are, 5 years later. We have been a bit uninspired lately.

Today we are going to discuss demotivators. Let us first of all give you the definition of demotivators. Demotivators are people that demotivate (duh). They tell you that you cannot or will not succeed in whatever you are doing.

But why do they demotivate? Well they in fact are motivating you! Whether they intend to or not. Confused? Yes we thought so. We all love being praised for what we do, but it doesn’t help us at all. By being praised you will think that you are good enough, you don’t need to work harder to achieve something. However by being told that you cannot do something you will feel underestimated. You will get pissed at the person for thinking less of you. You will get pissed at yourself for letting people believe that you are incapable of achieving your goals.

How about instead of getting all emo you do something about it? Turn all the negativity  into positivity. We know it sounds zen but trust us it works.The result being that you will work harder to prove to everyone that you are worlds smartest person. But more importantly you shall prove to yourself that you are capable of achieving anything you set your mind to.

Today’s lesson ladies and gentlemen is;

When people are being negative towards you don’t kick them in the face. Prove them wrong! And if you don’t.. well you deserve a kick in the face.

Kix o Kix o,

T-Jones and Da-Ray-Ray

Hi Y'all. Sorry we haven't updated in 4,5 quarter years. We have been quite busy with doing a bunch of useless stuff. School has started for a few months now and we have been trying to be good students and failed miserably. That’s why this time we are kicking ourselves in the face. Why is it that we always promise ourselves and others to do better next time but you never actually do? Like a new year’s resolution. We all pledge to be good people starting from January 1^st. We are going to be better and bigger. We are going to quit smoking and start exercising. Yeah right, maybe the first 3 days. The same thing applies with a new school year. We finish the school year badly and then say that next year we are going to improve ourselves. We are going to dedicate 24/7 hours a day to school. We are going to be eating, sleeping and breathing school. So everything should work out fine, because we promised ourselves right? Wrong! Two months into school and two weeks before exams and we are stressing out. We haven’t done a thing. And we are screwed again. Last minute work. We have to settle for a mediocre grade. So we deserve a firm kick in the face. Maybe we’ll do better in 2011.

 T-Jones and DaRay-Ray.

This is an exhaustive list , meaning we will continue adding things that will require us to kick your face.

Note that when you fit one of those requirements  we will kick your face and don’t think we won’t kick it hard.

We will kick your face and we will kick it hard when :

-          You sing ‘’ I can see were almost there , your anus is so pretty it feels like home.  Venga   boys L & Perez Hilton J - rocket to Uranus ).

-          You wear Uggs in summer and slippers in winter.

-          Your name is Trey songs.

-          You don’t like chicken.

-          You think you can pull of the Robert Pattison hairdo.

-          You and your friends look like Soulja boy , Omarion , Lloyd and Chris Brown together .

-          Never been chilling at the Holiday Inn.

-          We  see you eating an apple.

-          You wear ugly shoes.

-          You’re a cowboy.

-          You are walking around looking like Kim the Tush smelling like feet.

-          You say your name in every song , don’t care if its Weezy F baby , Jasoooon Derulooo ,  Snoopy D O double G  or Soulja boy tellem , we won’t kick lady Gaga’s face  because we want to give birth to her children.         

-          Yell , scream or shout in our left ear.

-         Wear sunglasses in the club.

-        You think we won't kick your face when we catch you doing something listed above.

  *If one  or  more of the examples listed above apply to you , we recommend you to stay at least 5 meters away from us for safety purposes.

Hugs , kix, kix.

T - Jones & Da Ray-Ray

Hi there! Welcome to the very first post of Kick Your Face! Allow us to introduce ourselves.

We are two very regular girls, ok that's a lie. We are so sorry for lying. We won't do it again. Ok that's another lie. Anyway moving on.. We certainly are two girls, who are kind of together 24/7 and we rant about stuff 24/7. We also have the best theories in the world. So we thought to ourselves why not share them with the rest of the world?!

So one of us is called Daria a.k.a. Da Ray-Ray. She is black, which is her answer to everything. Actually she has Chinese blood. That makes her blackanese! She know kung fu and stuff.

The other one is called Duaa a.k.a. T-Jones (don't ask). She is Arab, which means that she's hungry all the time and yes eats Hummus with every meal.

We both study International and European Blabla. And we love it.

So one of the great theories T-Jones had was the Vampire Theory. We all know vampires exist. And they kill people for their blood right? But if all vampires would go to the women that were having their monthly issues we see a possible problem solver don't we? Brilliant.

Now we come to another aspect that we will be covering amongst 480 other things. The actual face kicking aspect. When do we have a strong urge to kick you in the face? We will give you a couple of examples.

We will kick your face with stiletto heels on when you walk around the beach with shorts, sunglasses, a top and Uggs. It’s summer! Uggs are snowboots! There is no snow during the summer most of the time.  With that outfit you need to be wearing flip flops or cute sandals. Or even go barefoot we don’t care! Just no Uggs! If we spot you pulling this we promise your face will be kicked! And we won't be wearing Uggs while doing it.

Remember just because Britney is doing it doesn’t mean it’s fashion!!

Another face kick worthy example is the Rick Ross. The Rick Ross is when a man has titties! And we don't mean a humble A Cup. But when we can actually see a face in it! A face with actual emotion. The two nipples are the eyes and the belly button is the mouth. It looks like a surprised face!  Look at it says: Oh my gosh the head on this body looks scary, doesn't it?

This was a little taste of what’s coming your way.

Kix-O-Kix-O

T-Jones & Da Ray-Ray.